In our endeavor to find a treat all the dogs will enjoy, we have been purchasing a variety for them to sample. The other day we received a pack of Himalayan Dog Chews, $9.07 Amazon.com. This is the conversation that occurred soon after.
Me-"Bahh. I gotta go back to work, watch them with their treats. None of them are actually eating them, they are just guarding them. Bella is an asshole."
R- "I'm going to eat them."
Me- "Gross. Don't eat them."
R-"People eat them. I'm going to eat them. They are safe for human consumption. Sherpas eat them"
Me-"Don't eat them, SOME of them are safe for human consumptions. Those specifically, probably are not. Don't eat them, you're not a sherpa."
R- "PSHH. I'm a sherpa!"
Me- "You're not a sherpa."
R- "Yeah I am. I'm a sherpa."
Me- "You're not a sherpa, don't eat them."
R- "UMMMMMM...Pretty SHERpa am....."
Me- "......"
R- "BUK YUK BUK YUK YUK *muppet laugh*"
Me- "Jesus Christ, I'M GOING BACK TO WORK! loveyoubye." *walks out door**comes back in* "That was really funny." *leaves again*
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